Myself

Excuse me while I change into something--a little---more comfortable...::seductivly smiles::

Here's where the rambling starts. I'll be talking about myself here. I very well could get arrogant but I'm human, and humans are a very imperfect thing. I'll tell you EVERYTHING here. Almost everything...favorite movies, food, animals, color, people, music, social life, if i've left out anything, just let me know.

I might also include a picture of my arse if you don't mind. No...no not really. Don't go away...I see you slowly backing away from the computer like I might come through the screen but I won't...it's impossible.

This is me and Wikkey. We're fighting. See, he wants to drag me off to my sectionals...but it would be pointless because I don't have my flute and sectionals are for improving your playing. Hence--but he does this to me all the time so I'll hate him later after the pain goes away.

Now...aboot me!!

   I live in the middle of somewhere in Hamilton Counnty. I have ADD so if I get off track or say random stuff then it's because of that and you'll have to be patient.



Lets start with how I look. I have blue eyes, and My hair is rather long...about 26 inches. About half of that is going to Locks for Love which is a charity for kids that have had chemotherapy and have no hair. I try to take care of it but it's so time consuming! The only thing not boring about my hair is that I have blond chunks where I used to have absurdly round bangs. People tell me it looks like Rogue from X-Men. I find that a complement. Whenever I'm not in school, it's many different colors. Recently it was blue and purple, like a My Little Pony. At Christmas it was pink. But my grandmother has hidden the color from me so that I can't be myself ::sniff::. But I am proud of my hair and it's my "thing"...my trademark if you will. It used to be extremely curly when I was a wee child. You could say I had a afro--never a mullet.

***Correction: I have recently cut my hair for Locks for Love. I will have pictures soon. And yes...I cried. It's about 11-12 inches shorter. ***

Those are disgusting displays or stereotypes of the south. Along with rebel flags. I don't have a moustache...which can be very good. I don't think I need to describe any longer...there's a picture of me somewhere on this wicked thing.



I have a sister. Beth. She is my best friend. People envy the relationship we have. But with the times that we've shared all we have is each other. She's written about me in here college report and stuff like that. I admire her work like it was Lewis Carroll. Who is one of my most favorite authors. She has a lot of talent and all I can really say about her now is that I love her and she's the greatest person I've ever known.

       Ashlea is one of my good friends that graduated recently. Almost all my friends graduated. I've known her since my freshman year. She was a sophomore. The first thing I remember about her is that she called Sean Krollik(??) trailor trash at practice one day. It was funny. She's always the one that does stuff that would get her in trouble but she rarely ever does get in trouble.

Wikkey!! All I can say about Wikkey is that he's a pompous ass. Unfeeling bastard! We have all kinds of jokes. Like, fer instance, stuff about Joseph. And Don't touch me. He and his little friends are my Freshmens. MINE. I'm willing them to someone who'll take care of them. He's my little bitch.

Katie is one of my most sweetest friends. She's always got something funny to say, and she's always encouraging. And there.

        It's time to talk of other things, like cabbages and kings. I'm involved in my church youth group(that is if work allows it). Summary!!!:

Jennifer:you know about her

Beth: You know about her

Chip:Ahh, one you don't know about! I don't really know about him either. Just what everyone else knows. He goes to Hixson High School. He plays sports like football and baseball. I think his favorite is baseball. He's a typical guy. He has to be right, and he's always...touchy. He flirts but that's only because he's a guy and he things he should be right--and testosterone has a big role.

Russ:We call him Russel Crow. I came up with it and I don't even understand why. I think I got it from MST3K. He's Chip's little brother.

John:He's the Youth minister. Brand new. He's really pulling us together and I'm very very happy. I like him, he's fun! And now that I think of it, he's very biased!

Bryan and Jaqueline:I can't say much. We've had our battles, and someONE lost. I've gotten over all of it and moving on. They're both really nice and welcoming. I love to say more but I can't get close to them, either it's them or me.

***CORRECTION: They have recently broke up.***

****CORRECTION: I think they're back togther now.****

I can't think of anything else I'd like to say about me. I mean, my friends are who I am. I would be nothing about them. I won't waste my time talking about people I hate. So...until I think of something else to say about me that's all.

I used to work at Pruetts. It's a small, insignificant grocery store in the bowels of Middle Valley. Old people shop there. When it rains, it's unbearingly boring. And when the weather is nice it's unbearingly not so boring. I've met everyone that works there and there's always a smell...I've grown accustomed to it but it normally drives customers away. No one knows what it is and maybe we don't want to know.

It's not very a very exculsive family, but not a lot of people work there so you have to know everyone.

Amber: The one that is individual and extroverted.

Becky: Amber's mom...smells funny

Sherry: Just imagine Ursula from The Little Mermiad with legs and a blue sweater.

Andy: Okay...I totally changed my mind about Andy being sexy...he's one of those guys that like boobs...and that's all.

Randy: (It's funny how we have names that rhyme at work) Two words... Ben Affleck.

Cindy: Shy--she looks like Mo Collins from Mad TV.

Daniel: Has a perpetual Homer Simpson look. He got fired.

Chris: One word--Eminem. But he's cool.

Alex: Hmmm...how to describe him...I really don't know. He wears a Georgia hat that looks like it's 50 years old. He wears it all the time. I've never seen him without it.

Brian (Bryan--whatever. Why do people have to mess with names): He's great. He's one of the nicest people I've met. I thin he quit. He goes to Tennesse Tech now.

Jeremy: He's another meat guy. He's cute but I'm sure he's an asshole like the other one. He used to talk to me but then he stopped

The Pharmacy Ladies: They stay in the pharmacy. I don't know them.

All of them are really great. Randy is different, I can't get to know him...he's always away. I pick on him but that's because he's a big dork. And I really do hate him. I do have funny stories about work but I'll keep them to myself right now.

Lovinest!

Here's some of the greatest movies:
Moulin Rouge, or any Baz Lurhman movie. Alice in Wonderland, Silence of the Lambs or Hannibal, The Mothman Prophecies, Stealing Beauty, That French movie that I can't spell, the one about the girl and her changing lives and stuff. X-Men wasn't the greatest but it's a good action movie. Signs was good. It really did scare me. And there's more but I'm sleepy.

These are some of my favorite authors:

Lewis Carroll, well...that's about it...

Here are some of my favorite things!!!:

Talking about nonsense things with someone and they know what your talking about. Searching for something online when I'm bored, like typing in "Damn" and seeing what comes up. What I'd really like to do is bother someone online really bad. I mean, make them so mad that they throw thier computer (or something of the like) and run out into the yard and scream something. I like talking on the phone but no one ever calls me--I have to call them. I like talking to people online--I have to IM them....There's so much more but I haven't the time.