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I have like 5 kittens and four big cats (that actually matter). My favorite is Brody. It was Brudy(Brody mixed with Buddy). But that was too complicated. He's Butterscotch colored. He's mah baybay. Then there's Winston. He's Beth and Mine's baybay. He's black. There's a little racist situation with Winston and Timmah!. Timmah! is white. Timmah has to protect his "turf" so he fights Winston. Since Winston is black, he kicks ass. Most black things kick white thing butt. Timmah only has enough face to cover a small stone. And Winston only has a few scratches to show for it. FLESH-WOUNDS...
So--the next favorite is the little white ones. They look like lab rats. There's Lab Rat 1 and Lab Rat 2. Lab Rat 2 jumped offa Beth's shoulder and hit his head pretty hard so now he's retarded. I think. He's been really nice lately and he usually isn't. His sibling is a little spoiled brat because of Beth. Everytime she gets near it, it freaks out. Like, "HAVE TO LOOOOOVE!!! MUST GET RUBBED FIRST!" Some Kinda "Willard" thing. You should research it if you don't know what I'm talking about.
Then there's the kitten that got stuck in the firewood. I think we dubbed him Firewood, or Timber. Something to do with wood. He was in there for 3 days. But my ALL TIME FAVORITE CAT is Mamma. She grey and tiny. She's so pretty, and if she were a real person she'd be the most popular amongst cat-humans. Cornbread would be the slut, and Tandle would be the tag along pity friend. Then there's the stereo tpye boyfriends for each of them...Winston would be Mamma's boyfriend and Timmah would be Cornbread's boyfriend. That is how is will be , and shall be.
UPDATE ON CATS (LIKE IT REALLY MATTERS):
- Brody was killed by a car...over Thanksgiving holiday. Yes, very sad.
- Winston has disappeared, but not without leaving his seed behind. We now have to little black kittens. One is newborn and one is Nigella, who stays inside because she has the dangers of becoming pregnant.
- The Cat that was stuck in the firewood is now Pumpkin. He's a big fluffy thing that is so fat that he can't sleep on his belly, he has to sleep on his side with his legs and arms sticking out WHILE rolling around seductivly.
- Mamma is still one of my favorites, but I'd have to make a list of favorties on account of us having 18 cats now...I might be miscounting. Lets see:
8 white cats
3 grey cats
2 black cats
4 multi-colored cats
And I'm leaving someone out...I'll figure it out eventually.
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