It would be so awesome if they made a TV show about me and my sister. It would be funny. Of course it would be a cartoon only shown on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. It would have all kinds of funny stuff. Like what the cats would be like if they were real. Then there could be separate episodes of each of us. It would be a little bit like Seinfeld but actually about something and with a little meaning. Not a lot, but some.
Espisode ONE:
Begins with my cartoon self on the couch. Of course I'll be a very attractive cartoon because you can do anything in cartoons. I say some stuff then we go to the kitchen where Gigi is doing something and cursing it all at the same time. Beth is on the phone with God knows who. I'm watching TV.
VOICE-OVER:
Life has a way of confusing you up until you think you've got it all right. Then it lets you live in denial then goes back to what it was before. No one will ever get it right.
~~~~~Theme song...yada yada~~~~~~~~
We begin at band practice. Everyone's in the bandroom getting ready for Chambers's announcements (and various threats). In I walk and get bombarded by Bryan...the crazy-go-nuts trumpet player. Who is immediately tackled by Mary-Lynn, and then Timmy, and continues until Tristan just kinda walks over and shoves me. All sophomores...once freshmen. Little babah freshmens.
Bryan: HEY BEV!!!!
Me: HEY BRY!!!
That's about the extent of our opening convo, because he gets pulled away by the fact that Mary-Lynn just kicked him in the butt and now he seeks revenge...sweet revenge. I am left alone... so I continue to get my flute and head towards my seat. I reach up to get it off the shelf, and when I turn around I see none other than Bam Bam. A freshman with an--"injury"...she says that she hurt her ankle but occaisonally she is caught walking around normally only to be found limping like a hurt little fawn the next minute. Making that same awful and horrible face...shivers...And she asks me some stupid question which I give her a stupid answer. MOVING ON...I stand by and watch everyone react with everything else, it makes me smile until he walks in. The one boy that kills me...I'd like to say that I love him but that's not a good word at all. Jennifer enters..
J: Bev...
B:J-LO!!!
During band camp I gave everyone movie star names like Jennifer Aniston, Patrick Swayze, Tom Hanks...ect ect. Jennifer 2 was J-Lo. SO me and J-Lo walk over to our seats in the second row with no one else because all the freshmen think they're GOOD which is the biggest lie ever, other than Lauren not being fat...but that's not a lie, just a really funny joke that the band captain played on her. We are talking about the english teachers Cough::Crosslin::brumfulum. And of course my show!!!
